Karma.

In gleeful defiance of the hospital's rules of "staying on the pedestrian walkways," I decided today to walk across the lawn, since I have to walk to and from the hospital everyday to get our office's mail, which I feel is a big pain in the ass.

I promptly stepped into a big old pile of dog shit.

Somewhere, a Buildings and Grounds Employee was pumping his fist in triumph.

But seriously folks, not picking up after your dog when he craps on a Catholic hospital's lawn? I'll say the rosary for you tonight....you need it.